Antioch9264  

Ok sir, could you please describe the scene of the accident for me?

Ya well, i was just standing outside my house to have a smoke, and all of a sudden i witnessed a huge accident!

People have been saying that there is a neighborhood "flasher" out and about, would u happen to know anything about that?

Sorry, 'fraid ive heard nothing of the sort...

...And may i ask why you are in your underpants outdoors?

No..no you may not ask that...