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by ArielPayIt4ward
10-20-01
One evening at Ariel's house...
Hmmmmm I like Sky
A bit later on...
Floydeh hunny... you still without Sky?
Meanwhile at Floydeh's...
Mwahahahaha burn tree.... Sky will be mine again!!...

 

by ArielPayIt4ward
10-30-01
Ariel & Shill outside the office after the webcam 'incident'..
I am so very sorry hun
I dont care.... shes done it this time
later in the post room.....
Is there anything, anything at all I can do to make you feel better ;-) ?
Hmmmm well......
that afternoon.....
Thanx 4 this Ariel I needed the week off to recover - good of you to cover the fones for me!
And there was me thinking I could get away with a quick BJ :-(

 

by ArielPayIt4ward
10-31-01
Its 9.16am, Ariel's just got a coffee and turned off the voicemail... and hark is that a lovely customer calling?
Good morning, Manx Telecom's Internet Services Department, Sarah speaking... how may i help you?
yeah.... erm.... right..... Internet Services........ yeah......not sure this is the right dept.... but........
Hmmmm why yes, it is a lovely customer, Ariel works hard to make the poor nervous-sounding gentleman feel ok about asking his "Internet-related" question.........
Go on sir, I'll do my best to help..
yeah......thanks......... what I would like to know is.........
Ariel gets her coat
Why the fuck do we bother??
Ive got this fax machine you see that....................................hello.... hello......... you still there?.....hello....

 

by ArielPayIt4ward
11-01-01
Oooh she asks the big question..
Does my bum look big in this?
and awaits his response eagerly..
Hmmmmm.....
Hmmm a man should always remember if he wants to get a shag later, the answer to that question is never under any circumstances yes (but fair dos if you've gone off her cos of her fat arse!)
Yeah it does actually
wanker

 

by ArielPayIt4ward
11-01-01
..Pigs
...well I couldnt believe what she said to me next...
....yeah?...
....yeah and after all the hassle I've been through for her...
..well what did you do then?..
I fucked her
nice one

 

by ArielPayIt4ward
11-01-01
..emus
...god yeah she's driving me mad at the moment...
...why what's she doing then?...
...what isnt she doing mate? bleeding me dry she is...
...yeah? so what did you do then?...
I fucked her
nice one

 

by ArielPayIt4ward
11-01-01
..Fish
...tell you what mate think Im gonna give up women for good....
....yeah? probably for the best mate nothing but trouble the lot of them...
....yeah that old trout has chucked out all my stuff thinking it was junk just because it was lying on the floor...
...women eh? what do they know? so what did you do?..
I fucked her
nice one

 

by ArielPayIt4ward
11-01-01
A song for Neil
Feels like lightning running through my veins...
when you look at me that way....
when you look at me that way xxx

 

by ArielPayIt4ward
11-01-01
Edna Elephant always played along with Ernie Elephant, even after a hard day spent tramping miles through the jungle
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Aaaaw there's no need to cry about it!!! Ha Ha
bless 'im

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