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by Arkron
3-24-02
I go look for child porn on the internet now.
I love this. I can fulfill my sick fantasies in the comfort of my own home. Best of all, no one is going to stop me.
FREEZE!!!! You're under arrest for possessing child porn. Everything that you say...
FUCK!!! I really should stop using AOL as my ISP.

 

by Arkron
3-24-02
...I got fired from my job at Burger King because I would urinate into the deep fryer. Like what the fuck is that?...
...Then at that point I realized that my whole life was a big fucking waste. What do you think Mr. Squirrel?
I wonder where’s the nearest gun shop?
I think that you should stop talking to animals you fucking moron!!!

 

by Arkron
3-24-02
Oh no, Captain Kangaroo!!! Terrorists have hijacked the plane and they don't even know how to fly it!!!
I guess someone never has used Microsoft Flight Simulator.
What are you going to do Captain Kangaroo?
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. But I'm all out of bubble gum.
FUCK YOU Captain Kangaroo...OWWW that hurt!!!!
THIS IS FOR AMERICA AND FREEDOM, YOU MUTHAFUCKERS!!!

 

by Arkron
3-24-02
David T. Teatro and his bitch, Nicole, enjoy a nice walk in the park.
Hey Nicole, this looks like a nice secluded spot. Let's have sex here.
Sure, whatever you say, baby.
Meanwhile, Liam is planning to satisfy his rape fetish.
*heh heh*
Nicole (from the trees): "Damm it Dave, you're sticking it in the wrong hole again."
Unspeakable things are about to occur in the trees of the park.
Dave: "Liam!!! Ummm...what are you going to do to us?"
Liam: "I'm going to video tape you two getting raped by grizzly bears that are attracted to the pheromones that I just splashed on you two. Heh, heh"

 

by Arkron
3-24-02
Hi, I'm David T. Teatro of Fucksociety.ca. This is some random art fag from my forums that likes to hang out with me all the time.
Yea Dave, you teh man. J00z own me. Youre l33t.
That's nice. Oh you dropped your quarter. You better bend over and pick it up.
I didn't drop a quarter. You threw that behind me.
Oh, so it seems that I did throw it. Regardless, you should bend over and pick up anyways since I want to fuck your ass, you ungrateful bitch!!!
YES SIR!!! Ready to fulfill your every pleasure.

 

by Arkron
3-27-02
Degenerate leftist: "I'm glad that Biseor.com got shut down. He was actually making people think again and we can't have that or else people will start electing moral *shudder* leaders."
Liberal Loser: "Yea, I'm glad that homophobic hatemonger is gone. Hey let me give you a rim job in public. It's not like anyone is going to stop us since we're fags and we run society."
Biseor (from the shadows): "Har, har, har. You stupid leftists, I'm far from gone. I will return and UNLEASH A HELLSTORM SO WILD THAT NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING LEFTIST STORMTROOPER PIGSHITS CAN STOP IT!!!"
*whimper*
...Please hold me...please...I'm sooo scared...
Fuck you. I'm seeking refuge in the nearest gay bathhouse.

 

by Arkron
5-08-02
What's wrong, Dave?
*sniff*
We can't have gay sex tonight because I ran out of condoms and the dispenser at the nearest gas station got ripped off.
That's ok, I stole some condoms from one of the other ten guys I fucked today.
I love you, Josh.

 

by Arkron
5-08-02
Hello, Mr. Teatro. I have some good news and bad news.
What's the good news, Doctor?
The experimental drugs worked. The HIV strain that you had is totally gone.
Hoorj
The bad news is that you kept having gay sex in the public washrooms and you received another, incurable strain of HIV.
dohj

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