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It's 9am on May 9th and Deb has arrived at Macy's. Customer Service Department...
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| Hi. I need to get wrapped up please. | |
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| Why certainly. Just put your purchases on the counter and I'll do it right away. | |
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| No, you don't understand. I'm the present. I'm giving myself to a guy I've never met. Can you wrap me? | |
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| I'm not sure I understand... | |
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| It's simple. Wrap me up. Then the birthday boy unwraps me and he...you know...he has me. I'm his gift. | |
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