Teh Boorite- an epic poem.

Translated from recently unearthed religious texts that are collectively known as the "Borrakaelia" to scholars, these works are believed to be the sole proof of the non-existence of intelligent life on planet Earth. The question arises, then: If we were created in the image of a divine entity, does He wear pants? Teh Boorite faces these daunting issues head on, his rash fashion sense a statement of outrage against the society that cages men's minds and testicles.