Jim Henson's Â© Beckett Babies

"Now let me guess that at least Burroughs and Lovecraft hold positions of honor on your bedside reading table. The later comics-- you asked if they make sense. Well, I think you were aiming more at contingency than determinacy, so answering "no" would be a compliment here, I think." -boorite

The True Life Story Of Samuel Clemmens.

by ArtemisStrong
1-29-04


	I amassed a financial landslide through dealing in gold futures and prosthetic limbs, but I blew it all on coke.


	So THAT'S why you cancelled our reservations at Sizzler tonight?


	Can you just not come at me now with that B.S.? I'm very emotionally vulnerable and have an ulcer the width of Bryce Canyon.


	Tell me this is some sort of hoax. stiffled whimpering


	I sold your liver to black marketeers to pay my dealer off last night.


	*I knew* I felt more excruciating pain in my abdomen than usual! C'est la vie!**

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