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| I amassed a financial landslide through dealing in gold futures and prosthetic limbs, but I blew it all on coke. | |
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| So THAT'S why you cancelled our reservations at Sizzler tonight? | |
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| Can you just not come at me now with that B.S.? I'm very emotionally vulnerable and have an ulcer the width of Bryce Canyon. | |
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| Tell me this is some sort of hoax. *stiffled whimpering* | |
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| I sold your liver to black marketeers to pay my dealer off last night. | |
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| I knew I felt more excruciating pain in my abdomen than usual! C'est la vie! | |
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