Jim Henson's Â© Beckett Babies

"Now let me guess that at least Burroughs and Lovecraft hold positions of honor on your bedside reading table. The later comics-- you asked if they make sense. Well, I think you were aiming more at contingency than determinacy, so answering "no" would be a compliment here, I think." -boorite

Sounds like me after jerking it.

by ArtemisStrong
5-13-04


	-so he says, "Well, I'm sorry, I really have no use for several pounds of dog poopies." Can you believe that nonsense?


	Whadja do?


	What do you think I did? Rip his intestines out and shit in the cavity? Be real. I just offered him a "Gudday" and cut my losses.


	So, then, how DID you pay for this acid?


	I never said it was acid. I managed to find some Heavenly Blue morning glory seeds carelessly disposed of in a public restroom in downtown Brooklyn.


	Dude, ever hear of cyanogenic glycosides? No wonder I'm experiencing headache, tightness in throat and chest, and muscle weakness. And the taste of urine in my mouth don't help neither.

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