Jim Henson's Â© Beckett Babies

"Now let me guess that at least Burroughs and Lovecraft hold positions of honor on your bedside reading table. The later comics-- you asked if they make sense. Well, I think you were aiming more at contingency than determinacy, so answering "no" would be a compliment here, I think." -boorite

Next Issue: D.O.A. --- OF DEATH!

by ArtemisStrong
5-30-04


	My skin is blistering off my malnourished frame in chunks of gooey plhegm-like globules. Is this a bad sign?


	Do these said globules emit a foul smell or noxious odor of some kind?


	Geh... dunno... I guess they sorta smell like Corona.


	Dude, you like totally put the "lime" in "limaceous hunk of retrograded flesh"!


	So... >cough<... Yah, anyways, you're slowly dying. I'd place your time of demise anywhere within the next 72 hours.

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