Jim Henson's Â© Beckett Babies

"Now let me guess that at least Burroughs and Lovecraft hold positions of honor on your bedside reading table. The later comics-- you asked if they make sense. Well, I think you were aiming more at contingency than determinacy, so answering "no" would be a compliment here, I think." -boorite

15 Minute Layover In Buffalo New York.

by ArtemisStrong
5-31-04


	If this is a Greyhound station then where are all the guys trying to sell me tee-shirts and knives?


	No, shut up, I have something to tell you. I'm not getting the abortion.


	I thought we already went over all this. That load of poop in your diaper is not a litter of offspring. It's just doody, like the word "poop" implies.


	Tori says her songs are HER children. Why can't I cherish MY one creative output likewise?


	Man, if crapping is artistic expression, I think I just left a Monet on the Men's room floor a moment ago.


	That is a clear violation of Chapter 156 of the city's code. But I grant you immunity from prosecution due to the overwhelming circumstances (the Gordita BajaÂ® you ate earlier) surrounding the case.

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