Jim Henson's Â© Beckett Babies

"Now let me guess that at least Burroughs and Lovecraft hold positions of honor on your bedside reading table. The later comics-- you asked if they make sense. Well, I think you were aiming more at contingency than determinacy, so answering "no" would be a compliment here, I think." -boorite

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by ArtemisStrong
5-31-04


	Okay, you must listen carefully, for what I am about to divulge to you I will say once and only once and it shall never pass through my lips again.


	Just spill it, man. I have no time and am in no mood for your metagrobolizing games. My quest hinges on this one moment!


	The augury written in blood in the ancient monastery spoke thus, "Bracken Fern shoots are a diuretic, increasing water taken from blood into the bladder and urine)."


	Brakkin furn... di-a-rhetic... urin... ogery... Copy! Now who will be the laughing and who will be the crying when I show those scoffers at Grant Medical College what I now know?!


	Speaking of urine, where did I leave my Mountain Dew Code Red (Contains:Sodium Benzoate [Preserves Freshness], Caffeine, Sodium Citrate, Gum Arabic, Erythorbic Acid [Preserves Freshness])?

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