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by Asuka_61
11-12-02
urm, hi, im "script-pimp" Dataforce
im Asuka, i hate this twat.....
Yeah, right
Im here today, not to get Mocked By Asu, but to show u i atually hav Friends!
lmfao
TA DAA!!
Meet, my Best friend, and possible future lover! .....Granny Smith!!
.... Save me

 

by Asuka_61
11-18-02
Inocently Chattin away is ur hero and myn Asuka...
ha..ha..ha dataforce...u twat...i ..hate..u....... god i luv irc
mean while....
ffs, hurry up Df^1337, we got 5more houses to beg at b4 we can go home!!
......... retard... fuck it, im goin to george lucas... l8rs loser
..... why does everyone hate me?

 

by Asuka_61
11-18-02
this comic is what happens when mates teach me football chants...
TIME TO GOOOO TIME TO GOOOO TIME TO GO TIME TO GO TIME TO GOOOOO
why...why is it always me
this comic is what happens when mates teach me football chants...
TIME TO GOOOO TIME TO GOOOOOO-OO TIME TO GOOOOOO-OOOOOO-OOO O O
DONT LET THEM SEE U CRY DATA! DONT!
this comic is what happens when mates teach me football chants...
FUCK OFF!!! ... WEEEE HATE U DATA, WE DO, WE H8 U DATA, WE DO, WE H8 U DATA, WE DO, OOOOH DATA WE H8 U!
i... i im going to cry... help..me...spiderman

 

by Asuka_61
11-18-02
a Change from the norm
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its....
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elffffyyyy the Paedofile
SPAM SPAM SPAM TOTAL LIES AND BULL SHIT!
JUST GO AWAY ELFY, WE DONT LIKE U! LEAVE US ALONE!

 

by Asuka_61
11-23-02
uh oohh
Hi, its Asuka, sumit terrible happend today...
omg!
well, u know that twat elfy? ... he....he....is....a she!
note: i cba to find a fat fmale to show elfy
well, this wudnt bother me normally, but he...she is a fat midget bitch!
befnzsdvnizumseg FEED MEE!!!

 

by Asuka_61
8-09-03
Aus found his acount details - yey
aah its been along time
im hungry
yes, phils really really bad :(
this guys phil mumford, he was in my science class over the last year
**burps
heh
i cant stand to see him like this
ARRRGHHHHH!!

 

by Asuka_61
8-09-03
mario? surly not
its-a-me
sorry, this is really bad, but i aint touched the thing in a year so :p
why isnt he going away

 

by Asuka_61
8-09-03
jus like real life, looks like Asu is failn alrdy
hi...
what?
given up alrdy
bollocks im goin get pissed
urm, do u wanna come get drunk with me?
woohoo, shes jus like Aussie :P
omg...
... i love you

 

by Asuka_61
8-09-03
urgh, what the hells goin on
shut up u bloody whore
yeah, fuckn die assmaster, go back to ware u came from... stop breathing
Aus points out the obvious
yeah... i know
your so gr8 :D
who the hells she pose to be?
this is bad, they've been pickn on the damn squirel for hours...
im goin to top my self now :(

 

by Asuka_61
8-09-03
i hate you

 

by Asuka_61
8-09-03
you may have noticed over the last strip or two, i seem to have a thing against squirrels
well... i do
i will explain my actions with four words... just look at it!
.....

 

by Asuka_61
8-09-03
As our self-proclaimed Hero takes a night off from drinkn to be a bouncer...
so you see, the pricin of everything we want is boosted purly bcuz were all stupid enough to buy anyway
and about them damn corporations, replacing genuine things with fakes jus bcuz they look and preform exactly the same
i know, i saw it on a tv show, but it was so funny im usin it in r/l now >_<
... sorry, no wankers
hey, can i come in my distant and confussed friend

 

by Asuka_61
8-13-03
hey ken...
ken are u listening to me?!
sorry, but this is a problem i come across all the time for some reason - my name is actually Aus, not Ken
.... my names Aus
it is?

 

by Asuka_61
8-13-03
ELFY SMELLS XD
.....sorry

 

by Asuka_61
8-13-03
as you know - its A level students results day tomorow and well
i hope u all fail, and live misserable lives from here on
.... snobby piece of A level Queer
what the hell is your problem with Alvl students you GNVQ takin retard

 

by Asuka_61
8-13-03
...
..why?

 

by Asuka_61
8-13-03
3 - 1 HAHAHA
haha, stoke city beat man united 3 - 1 ?!
3 - 1 HAHAHA
well, im gonna hav get my stoke top out for fazzer haha
3 - 1 HAHAHA
hahahaa ... as if that happened
your so gonna get twated by faz and a hord of man u fans for that...

 

by Asuka_61
8-13-03
its asiangirl2 - the default second character
Hi, its a pleasure to meet u, first question - why are u the default second character?
heh... look at the guy writin this
...
heh...
you really do just get in the way of the characters that do actually get used huh?
......heh

 

by Asuka_61
8-14-03
...Phil Mumford
hi phil, why are you on my 'show' ?
well Aus, im an annoying, overweight, peado guy with no ware better to be
... thats pretty much what my come back to what ever you said was gonna be
...
...
im hungry

 

by Asuka_61
8-14-03
...Tasha
hi tasha, welcome to the comic, first question
no, no i arnt answering any questions - one your not from utoxitor, two, your not one of my new mates from utoxitor
... you are a twat arnt you?
yes, yes i am at times ^_^
ok, thanks thats my only question - there u have it, shes a twat
well, i fell for that one -_-

 

by Asuka_61
8-14-03
POKEY THE PENGUIN .... in drag
Pokey, why are you so great?
YES
pokey is so amazing :D
..........YES
........... YES
.. YES!

 

by Asuka_61
8-14-03
...Aus
Welcome to my comic Aus, you can be quiet a prick?
yes, yes, im glad you brought that up Aus, the thing is, if ppl take offence, then well, there bloody stupid and deserve it anyway
only cell of any point is first
I also understand your quiet a Drunk?
.... yeah i guess
only cell of any point is first
wanna go get pissed?
sure, your buyn first round tho

 

by Asuka_61
8-14-03
...An A level student
Hi, your not welcome so, why do you think your better than everyone else?
well, that should be obvious even to your small mind... I just AM better
... no, no your not, your of the same inteligance, if not stupider than me - an i dont go takin some shit qualification and waste half my life just to prove it
must generate snobby comeback
well, what do you say to that ... piece of A level snobby queer
....shut up

 

by Asuka_61
8-14-03
... A Hanley hobo
Welcome to the inside of a building for once in your life, im aus
actually, i have a large semi-detached house to go home to
then why pretend to be a hobo, and technically thief people with REAL jobs of there money
dunno, pays good really - and sure beats gettin of my arse and puttn effort in - you know i sleep half my working day?
oh... well, time to get rid of my stupidly priced jeans, and replace them with rags... you show us a good spot mayb?
no, no faker is stealin my hobo-money

 

by Asuka_61
8-16-03
That gay rapper guy 50cent i think :\
Hey, welcome to my comic 50cent ...first question, why?
why bee-atch, cuz i luv rap like a fat kid luv cake
see, thats what im on about, that line, just, just no
yeah , but i can do what i want cuz i got shot in tha head 7 times
yes, i guess that would make u rather slow... plz, get out
...

 

by Asuka_61
8-16-03
the American girl from up my street
I hate england
oh for fucks sake, go home then!!
no...
YOU BLOODY IDIOT, GO AWAY
Im gonna tell on you

 

by Asuka_61
8-16-03
A real person : Dave
Ok as my first real interview, i need to ask real questions - why the name dave?!
Because Im really a man ...
... ok ... im gonna go in a minute then but - are you gay?
hmm so i must, maybe thats the reason 4 all my failed relationships
real interviews are wank, not funny, and in this case disturbing... im going
...YES

 

by Asuka_61
8-16-03
An off licence owner
Hi, welcome to my comic, can i ask you a question or two?
hmm, do you have any I.D.?
no ..
....
well, cant i atleast have a bottle of bells whiskey?
hmm, do you have any I.D.?

 

by Asuka_61
8-18-03
How long will Aussies sober streak last?
Urgh, i can think again... bollocks to this, FROM NOW ON, I WONT DRINK!
REALITY TV SUCKS :(
So Cold...

 

by Asuka_61
8-19-03
Aus is at work ...sober
hey...
heh Aus, u want some tea?
urm, yeah why not
heh, ok
....
heh, food is fun

 

by Asuka_61
8-19-03
one of the pirates from that crappy new film
Hi pirate, why did u take part in that film?
Arhh, because Looting isnt as popular as it used to be- i needed money....arhh
but, surly you, been a pirate and all, cuda told the script writers an all that, that its crap ?
actually, i wrote, directed and stared in the film! arrhh
well.... there you have it the reason behind that pirate action thing is a badly drawn pirate from strip-creator
arrh ..

 

by Asuka_61
8-19-03
sum random farmer
why are you here?
uuurm
...
LAWL
oh god no, its you !?!!
lawl, yeaah

 

by Asuka_61
8-19-03
ITS BHELL OMFG!!
heh...
L... aw...l arrgh

 

by Asuka_61
8-19-03
Anna Nicole Smith
GET THE FUCK OFF MY COMIC
thank god for that

 

by Asuka_61
8-19-03
RAAARRRRRGHHHHH!!
piss off

 

by Asuka_61
8-19-03
i know someone who doesnt have a microwave

 

by Asuka_61
8-19-03
the lesson is: dont over hype things that are gay

 

by Asuka_61
8-19-03
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

by Asuka_61
8-19-03
Aus has done 38 comics.. now like, 39 i think
so?

 

by Asuka_61
8-19-03
..Aus
Aus why do you comics suck?
well, ill answer your question with another, why arnt you funny?
i see your point

 

by Asuka_61
8-19-03
Submission's comics suck
...yes
also she has no microwave
...yes
heh, sure is funny gettn on peoples nerves
damn straight

 

by Asuka_61
8-19-03
MUHAHAHA

 

by Asuka_61
8-19-03
Aus and his imaginary G/f have something to say
you know that submission girl?
yeah well, altho she has no microwave - she aint - TOO bad .... i guess
And now they wonder off into the dark

 

by Asuka_61
8-19-03
that guy from back to the future
hey Doc
GREAT SCOTT ITS YOU *faints*
...
how can you be here? i just sent you back to the future?!
i think u ment marty ... and u didnt send him anyware, your just insane, he walked off over there!
GREAT SCOTT!

 

by Asuka_61
8-24-03
WE ARE THE LILT LADIES
WE ARE THE LILT LADIES
WE ARE THE LILT LADIES
WE ARE THE LILT LADIES
WE ARE THE LILT LADIES
AARRRRRRRRRGHHH! nooo please nooo :'(

 

by Asuka_61
8-24-03
hey, i have like, a job and money!
oh...
i suddenly like you alot more
yes...
well, wanna go out someware then?

 

by Asuka_61
8-24-03
Ahhh...
life is good, all alone to do what i want
Aussies mum is the fat bird >_< she came back from hell/smallthorn
WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM!??
IIIIM BACK, AND MORE MONEY HUNGRY AND ANNOYING THAN EVER!

 

by Asuka_61
8-24-03
And so Aussies life was ruined once again
yes, having to put up with the whole family on a daily basis would be to much for anyone
how will Aus cope with this new change?
find out... right now
heh, drugs are fun, heh, must not feel, to .. much.. hate .. heh

 

by Asuka_61
8-24-03
you know how i started sayn what happend during me not drinking?... well nothing, but i aint bin drunk since, even tho my mates are against it... i dunno how long its bin tho

 

by Asuka_61
8-24-03

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