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Wow, some people are getting pretty confused about me and you.

I guess we should explain the healthy staff relationship that actually exists behind the scenes here.

You see folks, we're all actors here. We don't actually hurt one another.

In reality, we're the best of friends. And not just us, all the rest of the cast too.

Maybe if I close my eyes and pretend he's not here, then it'll be easier to fake a smile...