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Ator is a character from Cave Dwellers, which featured in an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000. He is a caveman superhero.

The Continued Adventures of Ator, Part 4

by AtorIsHuge
10-19-04

Ator navigates the dark and treacherous waters of long-distance relationships.


	Fong! Behold! My lady love, Mila, Daughter of Acronis, has written me a letter on the most Valuable Pressed Wood Pulp of Xerxes the Fourth!


	She writes that she tears her hair and weeps fortnightly at the thought that I doth not have feelings for her, as I did write in my most recent missive that you, Fong, conveyed to her citadel.


	But Fong, I did not send you to her citadel with such a missive...