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by Atticus
5-12-01
Hello OmShiva!
Hi Atty!
Little did OmShiva know that Atty had learned some Black Magick herself...
(Giggles)
Look... I hope that whole kidnapping thing is all behind us and everything, I wouldn't want to put a spoil on our friendship for it.
You like?
This isn't funny.

 

by Atticus
5-13-01
Wait a minute... if I'm dead... but I'm still talking... there must be an afterlife... BOOYAH! IN YO FACE, SCRAPPY! I HOPE WHEN YOU DIE YOU GET REINCARNATED AS A WORM!
Fuck...
Welcome my child. Do you expect your name to be in the boo of life?
And Atty Goes Through Her Entire Sinful Life Once Again...
Uh... Can I use a lifeline?

 

by Atticus
5-13-01
After 40 days and 40 nights of going over each sin Atty had committed... she was only 20 days away from judgement.
I swear he had the bullet in him before I pulled the trigger!
Oh my Dad, nobody's been here this long...
20 days later...
So this means I can go! But where?
To where you belong, Atty, to where you belong!
FUCK!

 

by Atticus
5-13-01
Soon Atty finds herself in the place she never thought existed in the first place.
Gasp! It's Satan!
Who in hell did you expect?
Well... It's not that I didn't expect you, really, it's just that...
Gasp! It's Satan! Heh...

 

by Atticus
5-13-01
Seeing the coming of a new inhabitant, Satan gave the standard welcome...
Hello and welcome to hell, Jacqueline. We have but two rules here in my lake of fire.
Don't pick the flowers, and don't pet the dog.
OK, but if you call me Jacqueline again, I'll kick your firey ass.
OK, Jacqueline.

 

by Atticus
5-13-01
This actually isn't all that bad... it would be better if only there were a few more people I know.
Hello! My name is Ark! What are you in for?
Well, all I remember is that the big guy said I'd broken about 98.7% of the rules in the bible...
Wow! Harsh!
So what are you in here for?
I said "Oh my God" while not in church.

 

by Atticus
5-13-01
Who the fuck are you?
I am death. Let me touch you.
ACK! I'M NOT THAT WAY, MAN!
MUAHAHAHA!

 

by Atticus
5-13-01
Raider soon finds himself in front of Jesus as Atty was only a few days before...
It's... It's...
(Snores)
Uh... hello? Am I going to heaven now?
Huh? What? Not another one! I don't have time for you! Go away!
After a quick skim through the Book of Life, a slip of paper falls out with a list of those who wouldn't get into heaven even if they became holier than Mother Theresa, and Raider was underlined twice
But you're supposed to judge me!
OK, OK. Wait a minute... what's this...?

 

by Atticus
5-13-01
Gasp! It's Satan!
Why does EVERYONE say that???
I guess I was kind of expecting it to be hotter...
We forgot to pay our heating bill for the last few years, and nobody will service us. In the winter it gets colder than an ice cube.
You know, I RESPECTED you.

 

by Atticus
5-13-01
Soon, Ark decided to tell Atty his life story from beginning to end...
Oh man, please make it stop...
...and then, after four years of being tortured by my father with a toothbrush, I was sent to by grandmother's to...
Then, Atty saw a figure in the distance...
Who's that???
FUCK!
Raider!
I've come to be with you!

 

by Atticus
5-13-01
It was Ark playing a trick on Atty! Either that or Atty accidentally fucked up the last strip... BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER!
You're not Raider!
Well, you're not exactly Cinderella yourself, Ma'am.
Yay!
FUCK!
Finally Ark, the peacock boy, had been defeated!
Yay!
I've finally arrived!

 

by Atticus
5-13-01
Why is your face all clenched like that? Aren't you happy to see me?
Of course I am.
Ark really stinks when he burns...

 

by Atticus
5-13-01
As the pair united, they were unaware of the evil they were about to encounter...
Do you suppose anything could go wrong, now?
Nah.
I have a complaint to make, sir.
What is it?
It's about what that new guy, Raider, has been doing to harass us.
Somebody doing evil in hell? NEVER!

 

by Atticus
5-13-01
Let's never leave each other again!
I agree.
In fact... I've been thinking about what we could do later... and...
WAIT!
FUCK!

 

by Atticus
5-13-01
Haha! Now you shall never see Atty again!
I WAS GONNA GET SOME! I'll have to trick you into letting me go!
You'll never trick me!
Look! A horrible bug on your shoulder!
BUG??? WHERE!!! GET IT OFF!

 

by Atticus
5-13-01
NOOO! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! HE OUTSMARTED ME!
Ha HA!
I surrender hell to you! Please don't hurt me! I'll do anything!
So hell is mine?
Yes! Hell is yours! I shall be gone!
...

 

by Atticus
5-13-01
So now hell belongs to me and we can be together forever.
I guess we'll get used to having third degree burns all the time, right?
Yes.
Whoah!
What's happening???

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