Spare some oil? by AzackX11-18-01 Mr.Bot was walking along the street when he noticed his joints getting squeeky loud. Excuse me little Girl, but *bzzzzz* would you happen to have an extra can of oil? Fuck Off! Mr.Bot's eyes turned red....oh wait.. E-excuse me?! (voice getting sharper) I said "FUCK OFF!" Guess I don't need to tell you about that car then.
Why me? by AzackX11-18-01 H....help me.... Hey man....wanna drink of this? Freshly brewed if you know what I mean! Oh God....no wait... Why are you naked mister? (shiver) Now back to the Saved by the Bell marathon...
When Hookers Get Mad by AzackX11-18-01 Hey, can I pet your kitty cat? Ahhh! Get away from us you unclean hooker! What the fuck? YEAH YOU BETTER BE RUNNING LITTLE MAN!
