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I stand before you today to protest the impossible standard of beauty set by teen pop sensation Britney Spears. I am proud to have average size breast instead of giant saline saddlebags.

Britney Spears had made a mockery of woman kind. Celebrate natural women, not women who's fake breasts could act as a floatation device for a drowning family of four. Celebrate flesh, not silicon.

Up with natural beauty and down with fakery! Isn't that right Osama?

Oh! My goat he give me chubby!