Poor Unfortunate Soul...

Author: Azure12

Date: March 4, 2003

by Azure12
3-04-03
Tubby spends a quiet evening at home watching the new "All Improv Poetry" channel. He is deeply enthralled.
(1) Sniff...poetry, sheer poetry! (3) HEY! That gives me an idea......
(2) Scrotum! Stick it in my modem!
As sexy saxophone music plays in the background.....
(2) Beep! Beep!
So....you come here often? Girl...you sure are looking mighty fine......Ever had a fat man? We're a ton of fun, cuddley, anything you want baby.
Oh Dear...
Here just let me turn you around, and now...I'll...YEEAARRGG!