Man, not only did those tools destroy each other with their nuclear powered fingers, they destroyed the rest of the world too. On top of that, wearing this readiation suit is totally ruining my hair!
I dunno, man. Some of the radation side effects are pretty rad. Look at my arm go. I say that's a fair trade off for not having any bones or internal organs. I do kinda miss pooping, though.
Meanwhile, in Heaven...
C'mon, Jesus, brother. I gots to get my groove on in the afterlife!
Not while you're waving that thing around, you don't. I'm sending you to Pergatory with the Fight Club guy to think long and hard about the meaning of M.A.D. And I don't mean Spy vs. Spy strips!
