B8  

Sister, we have not formulated an evil scheme in quite awhile.

This is true. Perhaps we have lost our desire to be evil and scheming.

It's not that. I still keep an active eye on the evil scheming community via message boards and other activities.

As do I. So I think we know what the real problem is...

The Olsen Twins movie bombing has set back the cause of evil scheming sisters everywhere?

Exactly.