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by BDD
12-29-02
It's friggin' Xmas!
I thank my God that I'm not a stupid ass-fucking american
my naim is badguy
shit my house is on fire
*burns*
darigaaz becomes bold...
It's me, white-trash-Tinkerbell!
Will you have seks with me???/

 

by BDD
12-29-02
uh...
so what do you say tink, wanna fuck?
White-trash-Tinkerbell is really an alien!
Well you are about to get your wish granted, darigaaz, because you are FUCKED!
OMGWTF!!!!1
darigaaz is going to hell!
Bitch.

 

by BDD
12-29-02
Killed by the alien disguised as white-trash-Tinkerbell, darigaaz finds himself in hell.
He encounters dead bastards.
Osama bin Laden...
US nuked my sorry motherfucking ass.
baka! What are you doing here?
Dude, BDD kicked my ass.

 

by BDD
12-29-02
darigaaz and baka meet in hell.
So how did BDD kik yous as!
wel it all started when i dssied bob...
FLASHBACK!
BVD i fucked yo smom last nigths and bob and the faith suck
I'm gonna kick your badguy-fucking ass, baka!
FIrst ruel onf fight clb: fight

 

by BDD
12-29-02
darigaaz tires of baka's SP.
baka you fag im gon lkkill u!
d00d u cant kil me weesa in hell!
darigaaz turns into a robot!
I R BD ASS
wow he are sxy
And so baka dide (agin).
w00t u r my bthc!

 

by BDD
12-29-02
BDD speaks...
Hello, loyal readers! BDD here. Regretably, Birdman Entertainment Inc. is no longer able to bring you darigaaz and his adventures.
We hope you will enjoy our new series, "Melvin and Superfly."
Our new heroes! (God help us all...)
Let's raise some hell, Superfly!
Hell yeah, Melvin!

 

by BDD
1-05-03
Our heroes! (they are roommates not gay)
Superfly, bro, what do you say we go pick up some chicks?
Heh heh...sounds good.
Hot mama! I'd love to get some of that!
???

 

by BDD
1-05-03
Meanwhile, Superfly has some better taste in women.
Hey there baby, I'm Superfly. What's your name.
Huh, me? I'm Cassie.
So, you wanna get some dinner sometime or something?
I am highly attracted to other species. Fuck me.
Looks like Superfly's gonna get his mack on!
SCOOOOORE!!!

 

by BDD
1-05-03
Superfly and Cassie are about to get pork-tastic.
WTF?
Just one damn minute you cocksucker! I'm going to kick your sorry ass.
Who the hell is this guy?
&#^@^&%!#$%!!
Oh boys...don't fight over little ol' me...teehee!

 

by BDD
1-06-03
Superfly is incinerated!
MAGIC FIAH SPELL, MOTHAFUCKAH!!!
Hey baby.
I was beginning to think you weren't going to show.
She's about to get porktastic, but not with Superfly!
I wouldn't miss THIS.
Neither would I. Let's go.

 

by BDD
1-06-03
Welcome to hell, Superfly.
Hold it. Why the hell am I a clown?
Everyone looks gay in hell.
Oh! So THAT'S why you look like such a fucking fruit, I see.
Welcome to hell, Superfly.
Shit.

 

by BDD
1-06-03

 

by BDD
1-06-03
The next morning...
I am sorry dear, but there is some business I must attend to.
Oh honey, will you be back soon?
I never leave one of my bitches. Now if you'll excuse me...
Magic transforming crap!
...vengeance will be MINE!

 

by BDD
1-06-03
Back to Melvin again.
So I think we should start seeing each other.
Your girl is even repulsive to me, mortal.
You free Wednesday night?

 

by BDD
1-06-03
Henrico Region
My name is Domingo "Smackin' Hoes" Roberts.
You cannot defeat Yokozuna "Kugelschreiber" Godzilla!
Oh no! Meat Beater!!!
Noone can beat Edgar "Mise" Figaro!

 

by BDD
1-06-03
Edgar "Mise" Figaro vs. Tom Thumb
The only person I can beat is Tom Thumb.
Derf derf!
I'll kick yo ASS mothafucka!!!
Ha ha this fight makes me want to beat my meat.
Tom Thumb Gym is the worst gym EVAR!!!

 

by BDD
1-06-03
Meat Beater vs. Stephen "Punk Pounder" Flanders
Ha, I will beat everyone, just as I beat my meat!
I, Stephen "Punk Pounder" Flanders will defeat you, Meat Beater!
I'll kick yo ASS mothafucka!!!
Who the fuck WAS that n00b?

 

by BDD
1-06-03
Purraj "Oliphaunt" Savage vs. Ultima "Yatta" Dragon
I am a savage beast.
Why do we both look so fucking gay?
I'll kick yo ASS mothafucka!!!
Ha, he is like 0-4 or something. LOL n00b.

 

by BDD
1-06-03
Ho ho ho!
Hoe hoe hoe!
Go go go!
Yo yo yo!
Hey, I'm Asian.
Woah woah woah!!!

 

by BDD
1-06-03
Why are we the default characters when making a new strip? Shouldn't it be blank?
Well, I don't know. But if it wasn't for that, we wouldn't be in half the comics we are!

 

by BDD
1-06-03
Jerry Seinfeld's audience sinks down into their seats in boredom.
And hot dogs! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT??
Zzz...
Uh...and that...uh...Kaza! No one uses that shit right? WHAT'S UP WITH THAT??
Zzz...
...free pr0n!!!
*cheers*

 

by BDD
1-06-03
Killed by the mysterious tentacle-bearing monster, Melvin also finds himself in hell.
Welcome to hell, Melvin. Your butt-buddy Superfly is here. Notice that in hell, everyone looks gay. MWAhahahahahaha!!!
I'm a fuckin' dog on a ball!
Superfly! You're dead too?
Yeah, Melvin. Some random guy killed me just when I was about to get funky with a chick, then he turned into this monster.
Egads! That must be the same monster who killed me!
But who is he?

 

by BDD
1-06-03
The Gate to Hell
Halt! You may not enter hell unless you are dead! People are dying to get in! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh, I didn't know that. I apologize. Good bye!
That was easy...
The guard killed, the evil beast is free to enter hell.

 

by BDD
1-06-03
Satan welcomes the monster.
Welcome to hell. You'll notice that everyone looks -- hey, why don't you look gay???
Suck it, Satan. I shall become Lord of the Underworld!
You and what army, bitch?

 

by BDD
1-06-03
The intruder quickly desposes of the demons and heads straight for Satan.
No...nooooo!!!!1
And the invader is proclaimed Lord of the Underworld!
Lucifer has fallen! Damned denizens of hell, look upon your new master...Urath!

 

by BDD
1-06-03
Melvin & Superfly find themselves in their normal form again.
Superfly, we're ourselves again!
What could've caused this de-fag-a-zation???
Unlike Satan, I am straight and will not anally rape you daily.
And thus, the Cult of Urath is born.
All praise great Urath!
I'll kiss the ass of anyone who turns me from a gay clown back into my normal self!!!

 

by BDD
1-06-03
Urath rallies the Cult.
Now, my minions, go and overrun the mortal world. All creation shall be mine. Serve me and live forever!!!

 

by BDD
1-06-03
The Cult wastes no time.
Hey, aren't you Osama bin Laden? I thought you were dead.
No. Urath, Lord of the Underworld has granted me eternal life. Serve him, and you too will receive his blessing.
Uh...
Cool!
I'M GONNA LIVE FORE-E-VER!
Let us go, my dear sister of the Cult.

 

by BDD
1-08-03
YO SAY. Summer love...Wishing revealing...YO SAY. Summer love...Wishing revealing...Precious love is always eating up my heart. Uncheatable her shapely line A convict of her lithe crime Save me and
turn around one more time Make a change and turn around under a wave Back on ground holding scolding the darker side.
No way in hell I'm going to sing all of some stupid-ass song from a stupid-ass game like "Dance Dance Revolution."
Actually, it's in your contract. Read here.
Urge...to kill...rising...
Glad we cleared that up.

 

by BDD
1-08-03
Lucy sulks in the graveyard.
It's so hard to find good fucks here...
There's a nice one...
Caught!
May I ask what you're doing m'am?
Shit. At least I didn't get my clothes off yet.

 

by BDD
1-08-03
Lucy is caught in the graveyard looking for necrophiliac pleasure.
Ma'm, what are you doing here?
Oh dear...before I go with you to jail, officer, may I finish my business here?
I hate my job...
Here I come, skeleton baby!
If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
I hate necrophiles...

 

by BDD
1-08-03
Arrested for her necrophilia, Lucy is shown to her cell.
You will be here until your trial. Stay cooperative and we won't give you any trouble.
Maybe I can sleep with the judge to make sure he clears me.
'Tis not easy to a necrophile be.
I hope he's dead.

 

by BDD
1-08-03
Warden!! I would like a cell mate.
This isn't a damn restaurant, you don't order things from me!
...preferably a dead one.
Just what kind of sick fuck are you, m'am?

 

by BDD
1-08-03
Trial time.
Your trial will be held in the cell. I am the judge.
*whispers* I fuck dead people.
I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
Will you sleep with me?
...just what kind of sick fuck are you, m'am?

 

by BDD
1-08-03
Lucy's Trial
Now would the defedant please explain what happened?
You see, your Honor, I am a necrophile.
Wow, really? I was too much of a dumbass to notice.
Well, I was in the need of some "sexual gratification" so I went to the graveyard...
In the slammer!!!
I've heard quite enough of this shit. I hope you like this cell, because you'll be in here for life.
Shit, I hope they give me some corpses or I'll get lonely.

 

by BDD
1-08-03
Friends hang out.
Well, it's time to get some porno.
That sounds like rootin' tootin' fun, pardner!
Well, it's time to get some porno.
I don't know about that, some of them webcams can get pretty nasty.
What's the matter, John Wayne? Can't take HARD-CORE??? Hmm...this one looks good..."ILLNE Webcam." I wonder what ILLNE stands for.
Heh heh, little simp...

 

by BDD
1-08-03
How the west was won.
I will kill you.
No, I will kill you.
Lee is cooler than Grant.
No, Grant is cooler than Lee.
The harshness of reality strikes.
Wow this is so über-cool!
Billy! Quit playing with your damn dolls and come eat dinner!

 

by BDD
1-08-03
Drunk Jim stumbles around.
Shit, I need to get laid.
Hello, what have we here?
BEER: Helping people get laid since...whenever.
Hey baby, my place or yours?
Poor bastard's wasted...

 

by BDD
1-08-03

 

by BDD
1-08-03
December 23, 2002
So dear wife, what should we do over the Xmas break?
I don't know, but it has to be erotic.
Hmm...
We'll go mountain climbing! SÍ!!!
I don't know, that's preeeeety erotic...
We can handle it!!!

 

by BDD
1-08-03
"Regular price, 5 bucks 5 bucks 5 bucks 5 bucks 5 bucks."
Why the fuck are they saying it so damn many times?
"Regular price, 5 bucks 5 bucks 5 bucks 5 bucks 5 bucks."
OMFG THAT'S BS!!!!!1
BOOM!!!!!
Thank God I leave my TV on during major thunderstorms.

 

by BDD
1-08-03
Once again you have the honor of watching BDD at home.
*Spy Who Shagged Me plays*
They cut the scene with Mini-Me flipping Scott the bird? WTF are those crackhead censor fuckers smoking?
They made Scott say "dumbbutt" instead of "numbnuts!" WTF??? Now little kids watching this to learn insults will always be fucking cocksuckers and calling each other "dumbbutts."
If at first you don't succeed...
And they say TV fucking influences you. That's fucking bullshit. Damn, I need some pr0n.

 

by BDD
1-08-03
Look! It's those shitty default Asiankids.
I R 31337
ALL YOUR BA$E
I'm going to find some way to nuke those little assfuckers.

 

by BDD
1-08-03
Alright assassin, your job is to kill the shitty default Asiankids.
Consider it done, friend.
Now let's see...if I was a gay Asiankid, where would I be?
Do you know the whereabouts of the Asiankids?
Do I EVER!

 

by BDD
1-08-03
Spankling's Pedophilia Club
There you are, Asiankids.
A little uranium, some plutonium, and even a hint of neptunium...I think we're ready to rock.

 

by BDD
1-08-03
3...2...1...LAUNCH!
BWAhahahahahahahaha!!!
Finally, the Asiankids will DIE!

 

by BDD
1-08-03
BDD speaks...
Due to my shitty comic-making skills, many of you may be confused just exactly what the fuck happened in that series. You see, I wanted to kill the default kids, so I hired an assassin.
Later I decided I wanted to be the one to kill them, so I nuked Spankling's Pedophilia Club, killing the Asiankids and the assassin. And now, a cheap joke...
I want YOU...to give me free pr0n.

 

by BDD
1-09-03
I hate robots.
You can just fucking suck my cock.
NOT LITERALLY!!!

 

by BDD
1-09-03
Help I am in a cage.
Haha he does not know my SECRET!
Hey, why do you look so funny all of a sudden?
Hello?

 

by BDD
1-09-03
The Fellowship of the Ring
Frodo, you must destroy the ring.
You can count on me, Gandalf.
The Two Towers
I don't know if I can make it Sam.
You can do it, Mr. Frodo.
The Return of the King
*throws ring into fire*

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