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by BENM
2-18-08
THE GRIM REAPER vs. TRYHARD...... BATTLE COMMENCE!!
YOUR MOMMAS SO TALL THE LAST TIME SHE SAID UH-OH WAS WHEN SHE HIT A PLANE!!
YOUR MOMMAS SO SHORT YOU CAN SEE HER FEET ON HER DRIVERS LICENCE!!
WELL YOU MOMMAS SO UGLY THEY PUT HER FACE ON A BOX OF LAXITIVES AND SOLD IT EMPTY
YOU SUCK MAN, YOUR MOMMAS SO DAMN FAT WHEN SHE JUMPS IN THE AIR SHE GOT STUCK!!!!!!

 

by BENM
2-22-08
HOW TO SELL A HOUSE TO A ZOMBIE
hello mr. Zombie i heard tou are looking to buy a house
i dont like salesmen
so what what are you gonna do
Moral : never sell a house to a zombie

 

by BENM
2-22-08
You know what...
what
I hate gender discrimination
yeah
its always girls that want boys an girls to be lightly seperated
blimmin' girls

 

by BENM
2-22-08
why was the skeleton scared to go to the dance
i dont know why was the skeleton scared to go to the dance
because he had no guts!!!!

 

by BENM
2-24-08
hey jess
hi tom
do you wanna here the lyrics to my new song...
sure tom
im emo....im emo....im emo....im emo....im emo....im emo....im emo....
cool- thats origanal

 

by BENM
2-25-08
ha ha - dude were like totally in space or something dude
no were definitly in a parallell universe
dude whered u learn that big word
the teacher made me write it out 50 times
why....
i farted during silent reading...

 

by BENM
2-25-08
so employee #05 how was work today
it sucked boss. i hate endless computers. i hate my co-workers i hate breaks and i hate YOU!!!!
great now do 149069 lots of paperwork
@$#%&*@&%*@&$*
Yessss... i love doing paperwork!!!!

 

by BENM
2-25-08
how is he doc...
im sorry to say..... your sauce is spicy...
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by BENM
2-25-08
and what have we learned today.....
dont call elephants anorexic
and why is that
they are sensitive about their weight

 

by BENM
2-26-08
NEVER TALK TO AN IDIOT ON A HIGHWAY.....
then she said "OMG. than i said "no way" then she farted and we stopped laughing. then mr. campbell passed out then.....
shut up...shut up...shut up...
YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by BENM
2-27-08
holey crap!!!!!
hello there postie i am your guardian angel
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by BENM
2-27-08
heyyy mann.. what r u saying "NO" to
killer mutant zombies from uranus with 1 eye and an antenne and stuff mannn...
groovy dude...

 

by BENM
2-27-08
hi
hello innocent citizen may i ask to step inside and retrieve some of your personal belongings???
FEEL THE JEDI WRATH!!!!
what a loser!!!!!

 

by BENM
2-28-08
metellica. "ROCK ON!!!"
ac/dc "RULZ!!!!!!!"
pantera "KILLS!!!!!"
ultimite freedom "DESTROYS!!!!"
little elf in the big city "IS SO SAD IT MAKES ME CRY!!!"
i feel you man RIGHT HERE.... *points to heart*

 

by BENM
2-28-08
how to kill for dummies....
how to kill people for dummies....
hmmmmm... who should i kill???
he he he... hi james!

 

by BENM
4-12-08
yo what is up sister esther
nothing nigger g what is up with you bitch
**FFArrttt.....**
AWEWSOME!!!!!

 

At the beginning of time....
ewww Papa what the hell did you create that earth thing down there for.
Playing Grand Theft Auto for 500 years strait just didn't cut the cheese
by BENM, 4-13-08

 

by BENM
6-20-08
do you want a sip of infinite lotion
sure dude y not
just the heart desiese risk and possibly cancer
ha ha your drunk
WTF

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