All comics by Baby_J

 

by Baby_J
1-06-01
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

by Baby_J
1-07-01
Knock Knock
Who's there?
A big pile of poop.
Where? I can't see any!
No, you're supposed to say 'A big pile of poop WHO?' and then..
Your magic words Asianate me, oh lord!

 

by Baby_J
1-07-01
Hey kid! What're you looking at? .. Kid? Can you hear me k..
WHOA.
AND ANOTHER FELL VICTIM TO INVISIBLE NAKED ANNA NICOLE SMITH'S HYPNO TITS

 

by Baby_J
1-08-01
AUDIENCE: (laughs)
Welcome to Robot Saturday Night Live!
AUDIENCE: (laughs)
Coming up next, Jokes!
pssst.. I don't have any jokes!
Be sure to check out the new RSNL movie based on this hilarious, one-trick pony, RSNL sketch. They'll get paid millions for it, too.
That's okay, even in Robot Saturday Night Live, jokes do not exist yet people laugh like monkeys!
HOORAY! I am saved! I am also 50!

 

by Baby_J
1-08-01
Jeeminy! She's a hot nurse!!
What seems to be the trouble today, sir?
Uh.. yeah.. my weener is hurting.. uh.. could you take a look at it?
Sure thing! I'll be right back!
Doctor, I know it's my first day but I'm still not ready to see patients!
Don't you worry none, missy! I'll be GLAD to take this one! SLURRRP!

 

by Baby_J
1-08-01
hmmm... now where did I leave my car keys?
GIVE ME SWEET KISSES!
I don't know where they could've went to!
NO SWEET KISSES!? I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Perhaps I threw them out by mistake!
I HAVE TRANSFORMED INTO A HIDEOUS BUG! BUGS DO NOT NEED SWEET KISSES! BUGS ONLY WANT TO CAUSE PAIN AND SUFFERING! HAHAHAHAHA!

 

by Baby_J
1-08-01
What were you
Wishing I didn't send detailed death threats to the White House!
Filling prescription bottles with things that weren't medicine!
doing when kennedy
Planning racist activities!
Fireproofing my cross, and generally ignoring the pleas of humanity as I've done enough for the thieving, lying bastards.
was assassinated?
Rapin' a space mutant. YEE HAW!
Being concieved. Yee Haw.

 

by Baby_J
1-09-01
At last! We've arrived!
Look at it! Isn't it magnificent!? All our years of hard training have finally paid off!
It's marvelous. Just like I dreamed it would be!
Yep. Well, enough gazing. We'd better get to work!
TOO BAD HELMUT WASN'T CLEARER ON HIS INSTRUCTIONS.
I wonder if my Micro-Donkeys have activated Zoe's love region yet!? Soon she'll love me! ME!
That Donkey sure is hot!

 

by Baby_J
1-09-01
Perhaps SHE will love me!
Good day, madam! Would you care for a dance?
Sure, cutie!!
DONKEY! COME QUICK! THE UNIVERSE IS TEARING ITSELF APART WITH IMPROBABILITY!
I wondered why Montana exploded!

 

by Baby_J
1-09-01
May I speak, your honor?
You may only speak if what you have to say is NOT about blowjobs!
must.. escape..
Turns out, the judge wasn't too happy with me talking about masturbation either!

 

by Baby_J
1-10-01
I think I should warn you... there IS a problem with this last one..
I HAVE to have a Pokemon!
Well, in that case...
OHHHH!!!
Maruachu!
It's also known as an ELECTRIC SEXPOT!
Here's an idea, shut the hell up!

 

by Baby_J
1-10-01
Look at those two... basking in each others love. SICKENING!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop it you crazy bitch! That hurts! AAAAAAAAA! I hate you!
Maura-CHUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
I can't stand this! I should have that Maruachu! It's not fair! Hey.. you know what I'm thinking I should do?
MY TESTICLES! AAAAAAA!
Chop 'em up good? 'Cause I would chop 'em up but good! HACK! HACK! No time to cry when your eyes are missing, right? HAHAHAHAHA!
That's close... but my idea had to do more with not killing the woman I love. Sorry.

 

by Baby_J
1-10-01
Prepare for owies, fleshy! I've come to steal Maurachu from you! She's MINE!
I'm not Roger.
Your wily tricks will not decieve me, skinbag! Prepare to die!
Neal, your stupid robot friend is blocking the door to the bathroom!
Meanwhile, and The End.
Damn. And just when he was turning me on, too.
Crap. She evolved into a donkey. You can't have sex with a donkey! I mean, once you've had it with a goat.

 

by Baby_J
1-15-01
Once upon a time, there was a happy druggist who lived with his pet fire. One day, ..
You can't?
STOP! STOP! STOP! He lived with his pet FIRE? That's ridiculous! You can't keep FIRE as a pet!
You get out of here. I don't like you. I've never liked you. Go on! Git! (sob!)
Whimper!

 

by Baby_J
1-15-01
Yes officer, is there a problem?
DAMN RIGHT THERE IS!
I caught you going 50 in a 30 mile zone!
But I'm WALKING!
Smart mouths get kissed with napalm!
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

by Baby_J
7-10-01
THE ANIMALS WERE APPALLED.
I am appalled!
I seek beer, and am also somewhat appalled, but mainly I seek beer. God, I love beer.
THE HUMANS WERE FRIGHTENED.
I'm so scared, I am driving the demons out with theories of creationism and intelligent design! And this hammer, which is as reasonable.
I AM NOT @%$%
ALL BECAUSE A MAN DARED TO DREAM.
YEE HAW! I claim this frightening void for the south! Now to sex me up some cripples!
Cripples is good sexin', so says I, DIXIE DANGER ROCKET!

 

by Baby_J
7-10-01
THE ANIMALS WERE APPALLED.
I am appalled!
I seek beer, and am also somewhat appalled, but mainly I seek beer. God, I love beer.
I'm so scared, I am driving the demons out with theories of creationism and intelligent design! And this hammer, which is as reasonable.
I AM NOT @%$% HU-MAN!

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