HELLO I AM DR. ATKINS, ANOTHER PRETENTIOUS FUCK WITH A PhD WHO TELLS YOU HOW YOU SHOULD LIVE, THINK, AND EAT
OKAY YOU FAT FUCK AMERICANS, YOU HAVE TO EAT HIGH PROTEIN AND LOW CARB FOODS EVEN THOUGH TOO MUCH PROTEIN IS INCREDIBLY UNHEALTHY AND WE NEED FUCKING CARBOHYDRATES TO FUNCTION
