Ernesto Goes to Jail

Author: Bargaintuan

Date: August 28, 2006

by Bargaintuan
8-28-06
Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
The hurricane's heading right for us. We should make an announcement to the prisoners.
There's a problem. There's no word for "hurricane" in Arabic.
That's right... They don't get those the the Middle East... How about "tropical cyclone"?
No "tropical," no "cyclone."
Uh, just tell them it's a "wet sandstorm."
"Wet"?