Hell is a neverending talk show.

Author: BartFargo

Date: March 19, 2001

by BartFargo
3-19-01
It's Wednesday night, that must mean it's time for "Cthulu Chat", with me, your host: Chtulu Johnson. Tonight's guest, help me welcome: Jack Kirouac.
It's a pleasure to be here Mr. Johnson.
Please, call me Cthulu. Now Jack, if I'm not mistaken, aren't you dead?
I certainly am.
Have you been enjoying Hell, Jack?
It's like being shot in the groin with a hot riveting gun through all eternity, thanks for asking.