The Movie "Signs" In a couple of Easy Steps ***Continued from previous page ***
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| I have hind legs power ful enough to jump 10 feet onto roof tops, technology to conquer the nontrivial challenge of intergalactic space travel. | |
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| But I'll be DAMNED if I can kick down this wooden Door!!! | |
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| OH SHIT! 5 minutes left in the movie! Not enough time for a plausible ending, let's just allude to a victory over the aliens with vague refernce to the Middle East. | |
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***************The End!**************
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| Fuck me in ozarks! you humans found our weakness: water. yes, we failed to relive that water--the most abundant substance on your planet--would kill us!! | |
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| Although we cant walk around freely without wearing body suits despite all the natural humidity and water vapor in your atmoshere. Agghhhhhh! | |
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