Asif Tries to Pull

Author: Beanza

Date: October 16, 2001

by Beanza
10-16-01
Asif's first day at work and he's trying to score ...
hhhallo Deirdre, I know your a big hairy lesbian but dya fancy it anyway??
Waa? Fucch aff or I'll knock the ballix ouda ya, areet.
On to choice number two
hhhhhallo, I know ur a lesser too but ... you wanna see my big black micky Vicky?
HEY HO, I dont think soooo
In total despair, Asif decides to talk to his boss about his troubles ...
Excuse me sir, Mr Bossman, I'm having some troubles with the laahdies, can you help me please Horgie?
Come right in young man ... YIP YIP!!