All comics by Bebubbly

 

by Bebubbly
12-20-01
Yeah, Hi, Kelly, what's happening. I'm gonna need you to come in Saturday. And make sure you read that memo on the TPS reports.
I got the memo 8 times. I just forgot, that's all. I seem to be missing my red Swingline stapler.
She leaves, mumbling something about setting the building on fire...
And we're going ot need to make room for boxes, so if you could move your office to the lab that'd be great.
But I've moved 6 times in the last 4 months!
And while you're sitting in the lab area, if you could just take the broom and clean up a bit. Yeah...that'd be great.

 

by Bebubbly
12-21-01
Tom, I just discovered a way to decrease cost by 75%, which will raise our margins tremendously!
You're only part time. Go make up some binders for Akron.
John, I told Tom about my great idea and he said I was only part time.
I have no control over that. You are part time and will never be hired full time as long as we can string you along, treating you as a secretary. So what was your idea?
I hate my job, I hate Yale, I'm QUITTING!
Yes, I'd be happy to accept your offer of 2 cents more an hour and the opportunity to be yelled at every day! I'll stay!

 

by Bebubbly
12-26-01
(British accent implied)
And when we get to America, she will not control you. I will not allow her to control you, do you understand me?
But I have to see her. I promised I'd come for a visit while on holiday. We are friends, you know.
She can't control what's mine!! And you are mine!! Are we clear on that?? You are not to go down and see THOSE people!!
Not a chance in hell, you psyco Nazi-scheming homosexual clubbing bastard...
Right..hello Shan. I need you to come pick me up. Right...at the Baltimore city jail....that's right. I finally beat the crap out of him. We'll see who's controlling whom now.
Hello?...Where are you? What's that siren in the background?...The jail!!...a-HAHAHA! I almost feel bad for him....but not really.

 

by Bebubbly
12-28-01
Your co-worker said I should talk to you about losing weight. How'd ya lose all dat weight, Greg?
I...uh....uh...can you check and see if a package came in for me? Thanks.
Later that day...
I can't believe he asked you about losing weight! Hahaha!! Well, I'll let you get back to your computer games. Have you mastered solitaire yet?
Yes, now I'm working on Mindsweeper. I can't seem to beat the the large game!!.....very funny. Computer games. Who has time for that?
Greg, we need to talk. Apparently you've been playing computer games at work. We really need to streamline our focus so our product line can excel in managing the BS that upper-management gives us.
I can't believe he overheard our conversation. I never play computer games!! I'm going to get her back with a nasty comment....hahaha

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