Skittle gets blown up by Beefcake12-14-01 Skittle Decides to do something. Hmm, perhaps I should launch this rocket at Mr Grant. Heh, He's being dumb again. I Know! Because im such a dumbass, I'll press this button! beep do not touch beep What a dumbfuck.
The Story Of Jesus by Beefcake12-15-01 jesus gets mocked Ha Ha, you're fucked fuck... and some more... Think you're clever? Eh? Cant save yasel now, can ya? No, now fuck off. and then gets blown up. Fuck this, ive got magical powers, i have. watch. pissflaps...
Life Cycles by Beefcake12-15-01 see him sleep grrmmmmr.... what the fuck are you doing? he was woken fuck off... GET OUT OF THE FUCKING BIN! he is angry SCHLICK! splitarse...
Jilted by Beefcake12-15-01 Jilted are formed... Y'areet fans? Y'areet Skittle? Hehe, yeah. JILTED ROCK! jilted perform.. HELLO FANS! WE ROCK! huh. im gay, lets kill thack. Granty thanks them for being cunts. Fuckwit Jilted! YAY! not..
Generic Title by Beefcake12-16-01 It appears comic making dont work yep What should we do? i dunno. lets just sit here. Sounds good to me.
Ellen is appointed PA crew by Beefcake12-16-01 Elle is appointed PA crew As PA crew, I am going to implement new things into the game Such as the highly anticipated SMS sending service She immediately has a huge effect on the game. *schlick* or just broadcast pictures of this on the overview screen *POP* ?
sark Scores (or not) by Beefcake12-16-01 Sark meets a girl hi! im petey, everyone thinks im a spinney God. Wanna s3x0r? s3x0r? goes in for the kill ph33r my l33t c0d1ng skillz, baby! eh? denied... Fuck off.
An Action packed night for the staffs students... by Beefcake12-16-01 blip blip "Welcome to Pr0nmaster" blip blip "Welcome to pr0nmaster" *stroke* oh yeah, thats good. Hnnng, *schlick* Oh yeah, thats good.
Kathryn B Gets Nasty by Beefcake12-16-01 Kathryn gets nasty... Reyhan, You will now kill yourself b.. bu.. but Kathryn, I don't want to! What about mah homies? TOUGH SHIT! Kill yourself, NOW! ARGH!! haha, teach u to give me bags of salt... hmmmmgghh
Cheryl triumphs over GayLord... by Beefcake12-16-01 Ian tries to score Hi love, my name's ian. I like you, I do. hee hee who is this gay cunt? he gets rejected Er. Fuck off. oh! what a puff.. Boo hoo, im not your friend. frigging faggot.
Elly Christmas by Beefcake12-17-01 hmm... !fap ?! steakandcheese.com redhotmansex0r! bah... dissapointing, really.
Skittle Gets an Enema by Beefcake12-18-01 word gets around to james about the meeting... What was that teacher's meetin about then? i dunno, we're all getting assbanged tomorrow Really?! Yep "You are all getting assbanged tomorrow: Nigel" I gotta clean my ring! hmm.. always thought he was bent
Another day at school by Beefcake12-23-01 Lets all go to CU! Im a stupid cunt me! Ho Ho Ho i'm so fat! *SCOFF* *SCOFF* I've got no mates *SCOFF* *SCOFF* ? Fuck off.
CH's judgement day. by Beefcake4-17-02 Woops, car crash. God! I Love you now! So? You're a manky skank But I've changed from being a slag! I love everything Goddish now, honest! You'll always be. Now fuck off, I'm dying. B.. bu.. but I'm an ACTRESS! aah bloody hell , man.