As the title says this is a tribute to RedfeatheR. Hope you like it. --beeko180
I hate your guts. I wish I had a tractor so I could roll you into a little tiny ball. Then pump you full of helium and squeeze you so hard that you fart and you go back to normal shape.
Then I will rip your guts out and feed them to my flesh eating dog. I shall then make him poop them out so that your innards are contained in a large dab of poo. I will then burn it and watch it burn.