What if the Laws of Opposite Day Applied in Heaven

Author: Beeko180

Date: June 24, 2009

by Beeko180
6-24-09
Come, come into the light!
But I spent my entire life following the bible and heading the great wisdom within it. I've never cursed, I've never sinned. I've done absolutely nothing wrong.
I'm sorry, but nobody cares. I can't let you into heaven.
Why not?
It's opposite day.