Uh oh.

Author: Beeko180

Date: September 11, 2009

by Beeko180
9-11-09
I lost a friend the other day.
What'd he do, kick you in the head and scream "ZING!"?
No, he died in a car crash.
When you say "crash" do you mean he was "bruised to the state of morbidity"?
I'm afraid so.
That gives me an idea. Stay there while I go get in my car.