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| Hi Welcome to Burger Duke, where in a bitter taste of irony we sell neither burger nor duke. Just fat-flavoured shit at incoveniantly high prices. | |
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| Oh that doesn't matter. We practically buttfuck you at these prices. Tell you what, if you supply a condom I'll give you a discount on a giant tub of lard we keep stored in the back. | |
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| You know my grandmother died two days ago. I couldn't make it to the funeral, because my boss said if I took the day off, he'd fire me. I have six kids at home you know. | |
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| Uhm, this whole thing is kind of new to me. Do you have an ATM somewhere, or is there like another puppet I can talk to? | |
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