A relatively easy question. The answer is never in time, never on this earth, never in the galaxy, never in a billion galaxies; never in the ever-expanding universe. Abso-fucking-lutely not.
Because you are so fucking thin. I mean, I like lean men, but jesus christ. When I gave you a blowjob in the dark, half the time i was concerned about whether it was your dick or your middle toe.
I honestly can't see how anyone would love that. I just can't. Not only that but you are so fucking pale. I mean hell if I know what the fuck is wrong with you.
There's no one thing that is wrong with you; everything is wrong with you. I hope you die.