Randy, I've brought you out into the desert far away from technology to tell you the truth about the events of Friday the 25th of Sepdectember 2001.
I'm not Randy. I'm tard boy.
You see the government is telling you a bunch of fibs. A bunch of lies and some slander slathered in counterfeit truth sprinkled in abominable tall tales.
Wait... or am I Finkelman?
But I don't know the truth, Randyman boy... or whatever. Together, though, we will find the truth. Because the truth is out there... melting jet beams with steel fuel.
