Kevin Costner Goes on a Fantasmical Adventure!

Mother****ing Kevin Costner.

by Beeko180
7-31-15
HI THERE! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE! BUT FIRST... WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
What? What the **** is going on? Where am I? How did I get here? What is this place?
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
Are you ****ing serious? Do you know who I am, *****? I'm mother****ing Kevin Costner. You just kidnapped a God. You're done, kiddo.
SUPER! ARE YOU SURE THAT YOUR NAME IS "MOTHERFUCKING KEVIN COSTNER"?
I won't answer any more of these ridiculous questions. I demand that you release me at once or my lawyers will be hearing of this.

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