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Kevin Costner Goes on a Fantasmical Adventure!

Motherfucking Kevin Costner.

by Beeko180
8-04-15
Boom, bitch. I am God. Sorry about hijacking Abe Vigoda but he's a lemony faggot anyway. Dude's about as wrinkly as my ballsack and my ballsack has been around a REALLY long time, y'know?
Wait... you're God? But if you're God, how am I Jesus?
Ha, Ha! The fuck are you talking about?
Seriously, what? My ears are like... not what they used to be.

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