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Kevin Costner Goes on a Fantasmical Adventure!

Motherfucking Kevin Costner.

by Beeko180
8-08-15
Forfuckingfuckerssake no you can't go home. Aren't you listening? You're Jesus. Do you not realise the importance of that? You're the earthly incarnation of, well, us over 2000 years AFTER the first.
You are the second coming. You are the saviour of the universe. You are the chosen one. You are the bodyguard. You are THE Motherfucking Kevin Costner.
The second coming? You mean, like, the apocalypse?
Yeah- the apocalypse.
Like the four horsemen, tooting trumpets, hell on earth, raining magma, Universe D-Day Apocalypse?
What? No, of course not... Why the fuck would the four horsemen actually ride horses? That's akin to you using that bow you like to carry rather than your 'HOLY' Ebola of the Bum.

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