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Kevin Costner Goes on a Fantasmical Adventure!

Motherfucking Kevin Costner.

by Beeko180
8-08-15
I STILL don't understand. What am I supposed to do to stop Cthulhu if he's practically undefeatable?
Well, Motherfucking Kevin Costner this is where the fact that you are my earthly incarnation comes into play. This is where your tentacle baby is more than just a tentacle baby.
What do you mean my tentacle baby is more than just a tentacle baby?
Well, you see, because of the fact that your tentacle baby was the result of divine... diddling... your tentacle baby is what's known as a reality link between yourself and Cthulhu. Meaning...
...that if the tentacle baby wiggling and wriggling and jiggling inside of you suddenly ceases to exist so too does Cthulhu and anything with an existance tied to him.

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