TROOF!

Author: Bencalypse

Date: June 12, 2005

by Bencalypse
6-12-05
Heathen unbeliever! Burn in Hell!
Whatchoo talkin'bout? I'm Jesus.
You're not Jesus! Jesus wore a hat. You know that liars burn in Hell?
I am Jesus, and I forgive you for you for lying to my face. Now come with me to Heaven.
Liar! Liar! Pants on fire!
GAH! This isn't Heaven! This is Hell!
No, this is Heaven. Honest. Now where's my marshmallows?