Film Noir

A black-and-white detective solves mysterious mysteries.

Film Noir II - Conclusion

by BigEvilDan
4-22-02

Santa/Elvis was sentence to life in prison for his crimes. As an immortal man of many faces, he's going to be there for a long time.


	And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids.


	Hey! Watch it with the catch phrases!

Christmas was cancelled this year, and Hallmark will take over next year. The Weekly World News, unable to print Elvis Lives stories, went bankrupt.


	I got no presents this year!


	I can't afford new probes for my wife!

As for me...well, it's back to business as usual.


	And that's how I managed to use all the state capitals in a single paragraph.


	Seriously, what the hell does this have to do with drug smuggling?

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