Oh man! That Projekt Revolution Tour last night was fucking sweet! I was so high!
What the hell are you talking about? You never showed up? We waited for you all night!
Of course I was there! I even banged some bitches backstage!
Oh shit, that was you!
Tonight on News 3: A nursing home received quite a shock last night as a stoned teenager broke in, drank from a catheter bag, and raped several 90 year old women.
