Santa's Love Wish

Author: BigFrank105

Date: December 3, 2004

by BigFrank105
12-03-04
Ho ho ho! And what would you like for Christmas, son?
I want a 2005 Ford Mustang GT, A new Dell Inspiron 8400, and a prostitute named Molly.
Look kid, I'm Santa, not a genie. I can't give you shit like that.
Fine, I'll let you use the prostitute.
Deal!