Now! On Action 3 News. A crazed young boy is burning down buildings all over the nations in order to acquire a toy. Reporter Chip Watson is at the scene.
Young man! Just why are you causing all this pandemonium!?
I do it for the fucking CHOOCHIEPALS! GIVE 'EM TO ME OR I'LL FUCKING BLOW UP THE FUCKING EARTH!
Mr. Stickystuff, what should we do about this situation.
We'll give him his damn Choochiepals... And may GOD help us all.
