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by Bilge
11-22-01
BTW, J, Have you ever tried this: //$decode(Ly50aW1lciAwIDMgLndobyAqcXVha2VuZXQub3Jn,m)
What is that?
If you type that, you get to meet Max S. Q
Hmmm, I have this strange feeling I shouldn't trust you with that
You're probably right
*** Quits: SireMongoose (siremongoo@host62-6-76-159.dialup.lineone.co.uk) (Max sendQ exceeded)

 

by Bilge
11-25-01
We see J playing the !guess game
Yeah, total ownage!
Current !guess standings: DoCWoLFe shrugs at the total of 1 point SireMongoose challenges anyone to beat 6 points
But then, turpentine shows up
!Guess!!!!!11111
*** Joins: turpentine (xtreme@pc-62-31-127-51-cc.blueyonder.co.uk)
Quit whilst ahead

 

by Bilge
1-12-02
We find Turp and Ginga friendlily conversing
You ickle ginga Welsh boy
Don't call me Welsh
Haha. Ashamed?
No. But I get horny
...
Horny Horny Horny Horny

 

by Bilge
1-13-02
Ginga is on to me. He took offence to that previous strip, even though it was an actual quote! You gotta help me out, lawyer
I aint nobodies, hoe, yo? I'll do this job for ya, but it will cost ya dem bucks, man. Meet me here in one hour. Make sure you have dat 50p tho man
Whilst waiting for his lawyer to return, Bilge meets Darkcyde
'lo
heh
Live from Ging's bedroom...
Hey, man. What is this crap? You can't stop people from quoting you; it's a legal right given to every citizen who is born under this Sun
I was drunk last night. Very very drunk. You can't quote people if they are drunk! Get out of my bedroom!

 

by Bilge
1-13-02
Look over there, Bad. Do you see what I see?
No, wot?
Sheep
R teh win
Word

 

by Bilge
1-14-02
I'm thinking that we should really do a comic with Deeps in. We've done 5 strips, with nearly all of them humiliating someone other than myself...
And yet, we've somehow managed to avoid involving Deeps in any of it. Why is that?
Well partly because he has a RealLife ® now, but also because I can't find an accurate avatar on stripcrator.com
...
Darkcyde appears in the third panel because he ups the ratings of any strip he appears in
Do fish get thirsty?
Turbofish

 

by Bilge
1-15-02
Do you often find yourself wishing you were dead? Like you have nothing left in your life which is of any value whatsoever? That you have nothing to live for?
Yeah...
Wouldn't it be be great though, if I told you that there was another way out, other than a mental trauma and a failed suicidal death?
Yeah...
Just one phone call to I'm-too-young-to-die DIRECT and we could solve all your problems. Each week we will mail you, directo to your door: another reason to live.
Yeah!

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