As long as I live, I shall never forget Trudie, the love of my life who worked in the local Dollar General
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| Ah sweet checkout clerk flower of bargain prices and value.... | |
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I will always remember the way her skin hung loosely from her neck
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| And oh those pointsetta tattoos, and that lucky charms wristwatch.... | |
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I asked her to run away with me, but she just scowled and croaked 'have a nice day, SIR'
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| Now, I live in eternal shadow... | |
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