I can do funny. At least that's what my invisible friend tells me. Only he's dead now. I shot him, accidently you understand, but I missed him the first thirty times. Actually maybe he's not dead but I haven't seen him around lately. Alice x
A few strips ago Alice was being a squirrel and then in the last strip a squirrel was being Alice It's all too much for my brain to take anyway now everyone is who they should be I think?
How did you do that you weird shapeshifting talking rodent you?
If I stay quiet she will think she is going mad. O' shit I forgot she can read my thoughts!
Yeah is the advantage of being both the character and the creator and the narrator of course, I can read your thoughts straight off the page!
Now let's see who you really are! O' Jesus!
I think you'll find that I'm the creator!
Small isn't he and what's with the nails in the hands? They should be through the wrists!
Yeah well you would you're her dream girl and she's busy being awake at the moment don't worry I'm sure she'll come back to the land of Nod before long.
Your Narration today is by Terry Wogan: So hello and welcome to the first anual stripcreator.com beauty contest and don't we have some lookers here! Sorry I have to say that it's in the contract..
This is so demeaning.
I'm the only blonde do I win yet?
Well now that we've looked at the contestants I know who gets my vote but it's over to you to make the final decision yes it's one of those annoying phone vote things that we at the Beeb are so fond..
Hmm that girl is too damn purdy what with my hunch back how am I supposed to win?
This is making me feel fat.
Who put a child into the contest? Sorry Terry we needed an ethnic minority and she was all we could find.
I am too damn cute!
If I play with my hair and flirt a lot I might just win.
Doesn't it bother you that I've got all these action poses and you the star just have to stand there with one pose one fixed expression admitedly it's a very good expression which can say more or less
hmm
anything but then I guess it has to if it was me I think I'd be bothered by being so limited.