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Your Narration today is by Terry Wogan: So hello and welcome to the first anual stripcreator.com beauty contest and don't we have some lookers here! Sorry I have to say that it's in the contract..
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| I'm the only blonde do I win yet? | |
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Well now that we've looked at the contestants I know who gets my vote but it's over to you to make the final decision yes it's one of those annoying phone vote things that we at the Beeb are so fond..
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| Hmm that girl is too damn purdy what with my hunch back how am I supposed to win? | |
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| This is making me feel fat. | |
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Who put a child into the contest? Sorry Terry we needed an ethnic minority and she was all we could find.
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| If I play with my hair and flirt a lot I might just win. | |
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