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This has nothing to do with the story
So. I hear you're going to Mexico.
chea! I am sooo going to Mexico
Sooo Why are you still here?
Why are you still a turkey?
This has nothing to do with the story
That's not fair.
Not my fault you're a turkey.

 

Somewhere... In the middle of nowhere...
Can't... Move... Must... Ah screw it
Says in this letter my cat just died.
Oh.
This is so horrible... My cat was my only friend! I know! If you were my-
No.
Okay... Well, this is awkward.

 

Oh look! A squirrel!
Look at this glorious field... Hello there!
*chirp*
Ahh!
THAT'S NO SQUIRREL!
YOU FOOL! SQUIRRELS DON'T LIVE IN FIELDS!

 

Whoa, what's goin' on?
Ugh, you copycat!
I had this look before I even knew who you were!
Sometimes, the truth is better unsaid.
So how was Mexico?
Oh it was great...
Meanwhile in Mexico...

 

Doug, a little birdie told me you were feelin' blue...
So this comic is dedicated to you!
Wait... what do you mean "this is the last frame"?!

 

Looks like Blackie has got some competition
Arg I'm Blackie The Pirate
Umm no, I'M Blackie The Pirate
No I'm-
*glare*
No one messes with Blackie
AHHH!
No, I'M Blackie The Pirate

 

Blackie comes across Brock, her cousin's hot friend whom she has a crush on
One time, when me and Evan were baked...
God you're hot Brock. You sexy bastard you.
And this other time, when me and Evan were stoned...
I think you're sexy.

 
Kinky
Cool
They got a room.

 

Blackie decides to apply for a job... This should be interesting.
Well your resume is quite impressive!
Does that mean I get the job?
Let's put it this way: Don't quit your day job.
So how'd the job interview go?
Well, it's the graveyard shift so I'm not sure if I'll take it.

 

How'd you get the graveyard shift?
They told me not to quit my day job
That means you probaby won't get the job, you know that, right?
I worry about you sometimes. Really I do.
heh

 

Check this out! I made a haiku!
Bless you
No, a HAIKU
Bless you! Do you have allergies?
No I'm not allergic to anything I just wanted to show you my haiku!
Why can't you talk without having an allergy attack?

 

I love my computer. It is my life... Next to my cats
This Program Has Performed An Illegal Operation
What the...?
Prepare For Auto-Shut Down
Erm... Okay

 

PREPARE FOR AUTO SHUT DOWN PREPARE FO-
What the hell?!
NOOOO! MY COMPUTER! MY BELOVED COMPUTER! DAMN YOU SHEEP!
DAMN YOUUUUU!
Sounds like the computer broke down again.

 

wow it's dark in here
And I'm alone...
Or am I?!

 
Who are you people?

 
Oh, hey Brock! *evil grin*
uh oh...

 

Due to the graphic nature of this scene, it has been cut from this episode.
Check this out!
Kinky
Heh. That's enough of that

 

I hate little kids
Welcome back to AFV! On tonight's episode: Funny things little kids say!
This show is insulting
LA LA LA YAYAYA! *laughter* WAAAAAAH!
Where is the damn remote?!
...Then I said "Hey! Peggy May! Get outta the way!" *laughter*Our next clip is from Mable of Big Lake, Minnesota *laughter*

 

I love my computer I hope nothing ever happens to it!
Something Has Happened! Dr. Sloth fires his ray gun at you and your computer is turned to a pile of sludge!
Nooo!
Should've seen that coming

 

Hmm the computer broke down again...
I can fix this! I read how to in a book once!
Are you sure it was a book? I mean, are you sure it wasn't NOTHING?
Oh yeah...
I'm outta here

 

Jack Frost nibbles, well fuck that. I ain't got a ho so he nibbles on my nutsack and my buttcrack, toes, and elbows, my nose is froze, fuck you hoes
So I made a friend like me, a snoman. He was down with the clown like a bro, man. Had a hat and eyes outta charcoal and a pipe, we filled it with...
Me and him sang songs in the snowflakes. He ate snowballs, I ate cornflakes. And we both would freeze our balls off I was there everytime his head falls off I put it back on for him with a smile...
...He was my boy, made him from a snowpile

 

Then the storm came, ha, a blizzard. Snow, wind, ice, a blizzard. We pulled through, we hid an a alley...
...The next day it was like Sunny Valley; He was meltin and I was just fine. He got pissed and pulled out a '9...
If Ima die, you should come with me... Cuz we're boys!
And hit me.
Damn I'm dyin, I'm dead. He got his wish. And alls I got is another Red Christmas.

 

Whatcha playing?
It's a new game called "Escape From the Ice Cream Factory"
Umm, one question...
What?
Why would you want to ESCAPE from an ICE CREAM factory?
Shut up

 

And on tonight's news, Anne Reginold is reporting on the OLYMPICS! Exciting!
That's RIGHT Tom! The olympics are SO exciting I'm wet just THINKING about them!!
It's true Anne! Look! I've got wood!
Really Tom? I couldn't tell. I just thought that was the curve the zipper makes on your pants...
I hate the stupid olympics.
How insulting, Anne! ON TO THE OLYMPICS NOW

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